1. Feeling Prickly
Is this guy having a bad day because he fell into some cacti? Or is it because it will hurt even more when the cacti are removed? Perhaps we'll call it a draw.
2. The Big Spill
How much do you want to bet that they scooped up the ice cream that never touched the car and put it back into the carton? Because if they didn't do that, they're fools.#icecreamislife
3. Unlucky Drop
Well, at least this didn't happen with something worse already in the toilet. But if that's your best-case scenario, you know things are not going your way.
4. So Close
Someone was THIS close to winning. It's almost like it's better to spend five bucks on one of these at the store instead of wasting $20 in quarters.
5. Pizza Party
Everyone loves pizza, right? But you know what would make it even better? If it didn't have all that pesky cheese and sauce. Problem solved!
6. Happy Birthday
Does she also call hot dogs her "favorite hamburgers that aren't hamburgers"? Or Batman her "favorite Wolverine who isn't Wolverine"? Perhaps Keith needs to be friends with someone who knows how words work.
7. Try Again
If you don't have a calculator handy, don't worry. We already figured out that this works out to over 43 years of waiting. So 2060 will be a good year for this person, because they'll once again have the ability to listen to music.
8. Safari Adventure
If cartoons have taught us anything, it's that there's only two ways out of this situation. So hopefully the people in the car can distract the elephant with some peanuts, or scare it away with a mouse. If they don't have either of these things, they should probably plan on being here for a while.
If you're going to play darts, make sure you have a board. Otherwise, you might get used as a board replacement. Not only does that hurt, but it also makes it WAY harder to keep score.
10. Getting Trashed
This is kind of like when Winnie the Pooh got stuck in the rabbit hole. Except Pooh is a cartoon character, and getting stuck in a rabbit hole is cute. For some reason, a grown adult stuck in a trash can isn't quite as adorable.
11. The Great Escape
For the driver of this car, it's a very bad day indeed. But at least this shows that, even in death, grandpa is still as feisty as ever. Way to go, Pepaw!
12. Beach Day
The phrase "a day at the beach" is supposed to mean, "a fun, carefree day of relaxing good times." But for the owner of this car, "a day at the beach" now means, "Why the hell did I drive my car onto the wet sand and think it was a good idea?"
13. Breaking Through
Ever need to get to the floor below you, but the staircase is too far away? Then just try the direct route. Unfortunately, if you do this too often, you'll no longer have a second floor.
14. Wipe Out
"Ow! I wiped out on my motorcycle! Can you help me up?"
"Sure, just a sec."
"Okay, that's fine, just as long as you're not taking a pic and then uploading it to social media so people can laugh at a clumsy police officer."
15. Seagull Thief
Five seconds before this photo, he was thinking, "Oh, what a beautiful day by the ocean! And I'm having ice cream! Nothing bad can happen today, because it's the best day ever!"