1. If your party isn't this lit, don't bother inviting me.
2. It looks like something's going to bite him in the butt.
3. In case you needed to induce vomiting today.
4. More like Sea-Don't.
5. When you're not afraid of mouth herpes.
6. This nose doesn't know when to butt out of it.
7. Some people just need to be different.
8. Clearly, she's an admirer, not an owner.
9. Technology put to good use.
10. Perfect for when you're hangry on a budget.
11. Putting food into an athletic shoe isn't going to make it healthier.
12. When you break out right before your portrait sitting.
13. That's one way to handle the terrible twos.
14. Thanks for the warning, but it's pretty obvious.
15. It's the thought that counts.
16. In case you needed a reason to question reality.
17. Luckily, there are smaller cobs of corn perfect for travelling.
18. He may be harmless, but he sure looks angry.
19. He must have hit that golf ball way off course.
20. If your wedding isn't this lit, don't invite me.
21. Whatchu lookin' at?!
22. But why though?
23. There's more than one way to boil a hot dog.
24. My skin is my journal and my tattoos are my story.